There’s only so many articles you can read about crazy people consuming chunks of dead/undead people before you start singing this song.
And by “you” I mean “me.” Obviously.
The apocalypse is upon us, people. Fortunately for me, I’m brain dead and so I ought to be safe. You fuckers on the other hand…
So you know what this means, right? START DRINKING NOW. We are in a state of constant MFBT. Thank goodness.