Hi Interwebz. Tis’ the season for me to crawl into a mug of mulled wine and giggle with my siblings, so I’m afraid you’re going to have to find your jollies (and vagina jokes) somewhere else for a little while.
But before I embark on my epic quest to consume as much ranch dressing and Cheerwine as humanely possible, Herbert wants to tell you a little something. (This originally appeared at Neil’s Annual Christmalhijrahanukwanzaakah Concert.)
Happy Holidays from me (and Herbert and Thom….and Rocco and Mildred and Lucy) to you, Interwebz. By the by, your ass looks marvelous in those jeans. Go ahead and have yourself another slice o’ pie.
The only way that could have been cuter is if you were both wearing plaid. It’s the details you know.
You crazy fuckers. You could at least have donned fake Amish beards and overcoats as well. And ended up by having an almighty sibling snog.
Excellent tune my dears. And harmonies too! The talent is all encompassing and making me feel inadequate. Inadequacy requires cake so I must now go and oblige.
Enjoy your holidays! I’ll be monitoring the news for reports of your drunken antics. Don’t disappoint me!
And me with no way to hear it! What a tease! I’ll still watch, I like to watch. You and Thom should both know that about me.
Merry, MERRY Christmas!
Have a lovely Christmas with your family!! xoxo
Thom’s voice so sure and steady and yours so angelic and sweet! My foofy bird just burst out crying with joy!
p.s. love the use of “cocksucking” at the end.
Have a merry:)
another piece of pie? don’t mind if i do!
you two are totes adorable!
thanks for the uke love! best gift ever. mwuahhhh!
Finally got to HEAR this! It’s like watching Emmet Otter and Ma, but they’re not in a boat, or on a river, or otters.
Now do Bar-B-Que!
Merry Christmas, lovely lady!
Wishing you peace and sanity this holiday season. Well, maybe just the peace. I’m not sure about the sanity part.
O. M. Baby G-zus. My ass does look fabulous. But not as fabulous as your face.
Love this one, Elly. littleb likes the addition of Thom and this is his favorite song. So he says. Not really all that sure he was listening since he was intent on picking my nose the entire time. But that’s another (gross) story. Merry Christmas to you all. See you in the cock sucking New Year, I guess.
By now you have opened up your Christmas presents and found a girlfriend for Herbert. Merry Christmas you. xxoo
I love it!! You guys are amazing!
I loved it on the holiday concert page too but I still listened again! Your music makes me smile.
Hope you had a nice holiday.
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