Me:  Quick, list all the examples of weird plurals you can think of.

Mom:  What?

Me:  You know – mouse/mice, goose/geese, etc.

Mom:  Why?

Me:  I’m writing a thing on vaginas.

Mom:  Of course you are…your kind of vagina or the other kind?

Me:  Is there a different kind of vagina than the one I’ve got?

Mom:  I never know with you…

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