I don’t get embarrassed much. You may or may not have already picked up on that. I mean, just a few weeks ago I had a conversation with my family and friends about the best way to make a mold of my vagina while we consumed a dinner of sushi.
Note: I didn’t think that was weird at the time, but apparently some of my fellow diners did. So I’m just going to take their word for it and believe most families don’t have these conversations. But feel free to go ahead and tell me you’ve had the same conversation with your siblings. It’ll make me feel better.
But every now and again, I get a little embarrassed. Like, for example, when I realize that someone I used to work with in my former life reads my blog.
I’m starting to get used to it, but it still throws me for a loop every now and again. Especially when one of those people (like a respected professional who’s field of expertise confuses me to the point my brain hemorrhages when I try and have a coherent conversation with him) pings me with a link to a video and the message, “Are you writing copy for commercials with cats now????”
I thought it might be that new Sprint commercial. It’s not. It’s SOOO much better. It’s…well….it’s VAGINAL.
But then I watched the video and all was right with the world again.
As I mentioned on Friday, I’m hopefully closing on the new house today. But they don’t know when we’ll have furniture. It might be tonight. It might be mid July. Awesome. But the moral of the story is I don’t know when I’ll be back online. So if you drop by craving a good vagina joke only to find me still missing, don’t worry. I’m probably not dead. I’m probably just working out some latex logistics and fighting with the cable company.
So now that you have the bad news, I’ll distract you with happy thoughts. I hereby decree this the song of the summer. It’s the Hey Ya! or Hot In Herre of 2011. Tell your friends.
If i don’t see you before, have a great 4th of July. Try not to get arrested, k? After today I’m hoping to be way less solvent and I can’t guarantee I’ll be able to bail ALL y’all out.