Uke Shook Me All Night Long

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1. Shit.

   Don’t think we didn’t see that wink. “made a meal outta me…” You sly bug.

   Once again, awesome. It’s no Single Ladies, but I understand you have to be on your A-Game for that.

   1. I’m still working on the choreography for “Single Ladies.” It’s hard to dance with a uke.

      1. It’s hard to dance with a grand piano, but you don’t see me complaining.

         1. Grand pianos are always trying to lead. But they look great in leotards.

2. There’s nothing like a girl in a tight “Ride the S.L.U.T.” shirt singing ACDC to make my weekend start with a swing! And I’m not even into girls! SO go on with your bad, sick self. Also, you managed to make that song palatable, which I thought was impossible. Well done! Part of me wishes you’d donned the school uniform.

   Also I don’t know if you noticed but that might be a dirty song! Really!

   1. Really? Maybe I should lay off the meds. Palatable is a fun word. Palatable. Pallllllatable.

      1. I find paint to be very palatable, don’t you? It’s almost pedantic how palatable it is.

         1. Nice platitude.

3. I don’t usually use emoticons when I can avoid it, but I think this one expresses how I feel right now: \m/

   Did I do it right?

   I swear, that cold is making your voice better every week. Please keep failing to wash your hands and walking through sneeze clouds.

   There’s a bluegrass band called Hogwaller Ramblers from where I used to live in VA who did a nice cover of this song.

   1. Thou art the most metal-eth. Ever-eth.

      Mmm Virginia. I miss it. And saying Hogwaller on a regular basis. It’s almost as much fun as palatable.

4. “uke while medicated” are we doing a Nick Cage thing today where that is code and the second piece of the secret message is “vibrating with excitement” thus sending us on a wild goose chase when what we were really looking for was the “national treasure” on your shirt? Yeah I think I need some of those meds, pass em over.

   1. No way. It sounds like the stuff you’re on is WAY better. Let’s cuddle.

5. Ahhh, Friday. I didn’t think you could actually get any more damn cute. But that? That song you did right there? Made me melt into my chair. (Honestly, it didn’t have “anything” to do with your shirt, I swear.)

   I’d say get better soon, but your chops are off the charts when your on meds…. Cheers lovely!

   1. Aww shucks. In that case, I sure hope you scotch-guarded your seat fabric. In other news, I recently found out hydrogen peroxide gets out anything.

6. You’re adorable, feeling like shit or not. And I’m obsessed with that shit. I mean, shirt.

   1. It’s incredibly supportive. And a great conversation starter.

      1. I desperately want/need one of those shirts!!! It is incredibley awesome. Obviously, you have a lot to do with the awesome level. Still, it rocks, as do you my darling friend. This is the first time I can remember enjoying this song!!!

7. Here’s what amazes me — you have a cold and feel like shit and STILL rock the uke with song? Love it.

   PS. We could totally duet on that one. I can play it on the keyboard. But you hafta sing. Cold or no cold, my voice . . . uh, no.

   1. Any chance you have a key-tar? Those things rock.

      1. I have actually been begging to bring back the key-tar to my band mates! That’s it. I’m hitting ebay NOW.

8. If this is you feeling poopie, then I can’t wait to see thew S.L.U.T. version. So, so cute. And perfect to go with my Only Songs That Rock weekend, which coincidentally, begins today.

   1. If I had more hair, I would thrash it for you.

9. You’ve knocked me out with your American thighs once again.
   I love shirts that are so tight that they can suspend your boobies without a bra.
   I’m not really sure what the hell I would do if I didn’t have a new uke performance every Friday. kisses and cuddles.

   1. I’m so warm and fuzzy from all that praise I feel like a brine shrimp.

10. i want that t-shirt! i subscribed, yo.

    1. *slurp*

11. But you ARE in costume. The costume of awesomeness.

    1. I think you mean the costume of phlegm. Hubba, hubba.

12. littleb says “she is great”. He also says, “she is my friend, too!”. He wants to know where you are going and can he “come”, too. Yeah, felt no need to explain that. That was fantastic, particularly for a sick person. Hope you feel better.

    1. I’d give littleb a big wet sloppy kiss if I wasn’t worried he’d contract the funk.

13. Sigh… will you make out with me?

    1. I fear I’m communicable so no tongue, k?

14. I used to have a girl crush on you. Now? I want to leave my husband for you. You are fucking hot, even on cold meds.
    I love you.
    That is all.

    1. You’re dreamy. Do those new bosses of yours know just how nifty you are?

15. When are you taking this super amazing show on the road? San Francisco LOVES a girl with nice boobies and a tight SLUT emblazoned t-shirt.

    Feel better. I’m suffering the same dreadful illness, although I’m off the cold meds for now because I know I would totally walk out the house in my pajamas and drive my kids to Nebraska and forget them there.

    1. I can’t imagine any meds that would make me drive to Nebraska.

16. YOU shook ME all night long! i love that song, and you singing it may be my favorite ever! and that shirt rocks my face off.

    1. But I like your face! Put it back on! Halloween creeps me out.

17. Glad I’m just seeing this now! I needed a little heavy metal uke (and some American thighs) to start the morning off right!

    Now I’ve got to go meet some fellow body-rubbers for lunch. Non-blogging, non-uke playing body-rubbers.

    Feel better Ellykins!

    1. I bet that’s the oiliest handshake-a-thon ever.

18. I have to confess at this point that I almost never load videos on blogs. I don’t have the attention span-while they’re buffering, I get bored and click on another link.

    I do support that Tshirt though, which I can see in the unloaded video window.

    Maybe I’ll come back and watch all your videos on your youtube channel. cause there’s less distracting things to click on.

19. I can’t get over how talented and slutty you are!!!

    I am really jealous.

    I have no talents. Or at least none that any one would care to experience in video.

20. I’m watching this in Taipei now. You are an international super star!!!!!!!!

    Subscribed of course. Lion is me.

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