This Week’s Tweets

• I'm dressed to the nines but it's only the fours so I feel rather silly. #
• Got the Monday blues? Make em orange. And enter to win this foxy hand painted ukulele. http://wp.me/pueVq-1GK Dammit. #
• http://plixi.com/p/87607763 @KeepingYouAwake Brilliant! #
• I'm going to blind you with science. Australian science. – This Just In: Drugs are Bad for You http://sprocketink.com/?p=2927 @sprocketink #
• Off to town to see Bengal Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Or is Croudhing Tiger, Baghdad Zoo? Tiger is def in the title somewhere… #
• Pickles for breakfast! No, that's not a euphemism. Sheesh. #
• So much for me getting anything done today. http://twitpic.com/4fcl18 #
• I wrote about drugs. Again. – Your Toddler is a Junkie http://sprocketink.com/your-toddler-is-a-junkie/ @sprocketink #
• Snowing. Again. That ground hog is frickin' hilarious with his April Fool's pranks. #lyinglittleshit #
• This might be the coolest person I don't know. Yet. http://bit.ly/gtGkwH #
• You should all follow @EmanG25 because he's new here and doesn't have any friends. At all. In life. #apityfollowisstillafollow #ff #
• …and it is done. I know who one the uke. But I'm still not telling you until 12:45. 'Cause I'm a bitch like that. Weather makes me moody. #
• Also I seem to have given up spelling for Lent. #
• Dear @jtimberlake, not only does your music make my ovaries dance, you have biscuits and gravy on your Southern Hospitality menu. #yum #

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