This Week’s Tweets

  • I need a margarita. Rocco needs a suit. Sadly only one of these things can happen today. Grumble. #
  • Everything is better when served with sourdough and butter. The end. #
  • Someday I'm going to write a post composed entirely of fake captcha words. #
  • I'm 90% certain Al Sharpton doesn't really want to comment on my blog. I call spam. #
  • I smell like wet dog. #


  1. Wet dog is one of my least favorite smells. I am confident your keen olfactory sense has been skewed by your raging prenatal hormones and that you smell like a subtle lavender caught in a fresh, spring wind and not like wet dog.

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