- Unless Betty White just walked through here with a goblet filled with glitter, I may have just dozed off a moment. #
- Meanwhile I hear it's snowing back in Jersey. http://twitpic.com/42bdi0 #
- Off to water aerobics with Mom. I hate to admit how much that gaggle of old ladies kicked my ass earlier in the week. #
- I keep finding photos like this on my phone. I'm pretty sure Herbert is sexting Isabella. http://twitpic.com/430k6w #
- I can hardly smell New Jersey over all the chicken biscuits and hush puppies I just smuggled across state lines. #
- Phone, wallet, vagina…that's all I need for my doctor appt, right? #
- Why is it impossible for me to look away from street vomit? (And no, it wasn't mine.) #
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Is espying street vomit a common occurrence for you?
Wait. Now that I think about it, it is fairly common. HORRIFICALLY RIPE!
How many other ukuleles might Herbert be sexting? Ever thought of that?
Hush puppies . . . yummmmmmmmm.