This Week’s Tweets

  • I miss Prince. #
  • Rocco's take on the halftime show? "Suck that, China." #
  • This one is shy… #
  • Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to celebrate this thing called life…this is the best hold music ever. #
  • What are the odds a gal could make hush puppies at home without burning said home to the ground? #
  • My apartment has a photo shoot in 20 minutes. Am I supposed to smear vaseline on anything? #
  • @DrZibbs @drzibbs That's the Yellowstone volcano erupting, isn't it? #
  • Sometimes you just gotta grab the fudgey the whale by the cookie puss. #


  1. i’m not sure what that last tweet means exactly, but it involves whales, so i don’t think i would like it. *shudder*

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