This Week’s Tweets

  • Just one more reason to love Betty White – When asked what she does with her free time, she answered, "Vodka's kind of a hobby." #
  • Now they're travelling in pairs… #
  • I can't decide if this is more or less frightening than the original. — The Real Black Swan #
  • This one was waiting to ambush me… #
  • And this one? It mooned me! #
  • Seriously? One of you is messing with me, aren't you? #
  • Why is it that every time I eat a piece of bread while in public I look like I've just had my teeth re-grouted? #
  • It's official. Showering without a front door is somewhat disconcerting. #
  • Waiting for Rocco to get out of his harness so I can start the pizza. Just another typical Friday night in Hoboken. #
  • When I was 13, Die Hard 2 seemed like a quality flick. Now, not so much. #
  • Mildred likes to climb inside the dishwasher and recreate Justin Timberlake videos. #


  1. I like Diehard 2. “OH MY GOD, THEY’RE GOING TO CRASH THE PLANE!” That movie and the original Diehard are my fave Christmas movies ever.

    Yes, they are.

    You just stop it, hater.

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