- I'm a corn holer. No wait…holder. There's definitely a unicorn involved. http://twitpic.com/3ssqf2 #
- Oh goodie. It's snowing again. My favorite. *grumble* #
- Every time I take my toothbrush into the shower, I'm overcome with the desire to scrub the grout around the tiles. That's weird, right? #
- New record! In this snowfall I only made it 20ft before face planting! Have I mentioned I hate winter yet? #
- Boo. Hiss. #
- Dude. I think I'm in love. RT: @danitosupreme the history of rap in beatbox. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0_2vmkTmf0 #
- In case you missed it, I got naked. http://wp.me/pueVq-1AG #
- Today? Today there will be dancing. Suck that, Snow. #
- Elly: 0 Sewing Machine: 47 #
- Hey snow? We've got plenty. You *could* take the night off. http://twitpic.com/3ubwr6 #
- Is there some important golf thing happening? A "Free Tiger" rally? Why are there douchey, argyle-clad people carrying putters into my bar? #
This is my favorite beat-box video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd-8A6uQd6w
Agreed! He’s fantastic!
So being from the planet lesbian I obviously could not resist clicking your ‘I got naked’ link – I was going to try and explain that I’m not a pervert but I figure at this point there is no point lying. Dude, you wrote a book? You are all kinds of fabulous 🙂
I love you site. You mind if I follow you around for a while?
Wait! I meant “your” I love “your” site.
“you” just sounds weird. I mean, I’d have to take you to chick-fila or something first before I can say something like that.
Let’s build a fire and burn our Warlock of Winter dolls together shall we?
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