- Quick show of hands, Interwebz – is this ornament obscene? http://twitpic.com/3db5lk #
- I fear that after seeing this my husband will encourage our cats' artistic pursuits. — Clever Animals http://bit.ly/fDaX1T @craftastrophe #
- Hi Winter. Just in case you weren't clear before, I hate you. #
- Remember that time I made a bacon bouquet for my husband? This is worse. Or better. Probably both. — http://bit.ly/hn20ui @craftastrophe #
- I'm still in my pj's. So far, today is going exactly as planned. #
- Bart Simpson stamp on a condolence card…that's permissible, right? #
- My brain? Blown. It's a bizarro, endlessly surprising, itsy-bitsy world. Now how do you get leaking brain dribble stains out of wool? #
- Attention NYC, we are holding your cabs hostage. Send cheesecake or else. Sincerely, Hoboken http://twitpic.com/3f1i8u #
- Squee! My soon to be BFF, Neil Patrick Harris will perform with the New York Philharmonic in April. Must. Get. Ticket. http://t.co/iRjmxCJ #
- Dear tourists, I know everything is shiny and festive and dripping with holiday spirit, but I have free tickets and you're making me stabby. #
- Shit. It's drunk santa night, isn't it? I just stepped in reindeer vomit. #
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Love the tweets! I hate winter too!
I hear drunk santa does a mean karaoke.