- I cut up onions (no, I didn't bleed). So now my hands smell like onions. And I can't stop sniffing my onion hands. Even though I want to. #
- My costume tonight will be a Scottsboro Boys' audience member. Then hopefully the victim of an open bar. #
- I'm betting this is the manliest sweatshirt ever created — http://bit.ly/bVcvCk @craftastrophe #
- Boys are dumb. #
- Grumble. I had a plan, damnit. #
- Mildred is working on her hungover owl impressions. http://twitpic.com/33v7g3 #
- David Sedaris + Jon Stewart = my own personal heaven. Well, minus Justin Timberlake and a slice of cheesecake of course. #
- Read my latest, incredibly steamy interview…but beware of lasers. http://bit.ly/aPmr2C cc: @steammeupkid @Studio30Plus #
- Just got an email offering me a "Reputation Intercept Report." They think I have a reputation worth saving. Think they've ever read my blog? #
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Mildred looks as if she had a WILD night. She should blog about it.
And the interview rocked. Best interview ever! I now desperately want for you to take over The View. Please?
It’s wrap ups like this that make me feel just so glad and tingly inside that I “know” you.
ps-i’m pretty sure Jesus is pissed at you, but your comment was so funny, I had to post it inside my post.
I love all these 30+ interviews except I’m 40+ now so it also serves to remind me exactly how old I am.
I’m getting my walker.
Reputation Intercept? That sounds like it could be as good a show as Hoarders is.
TONIGHT ON TLC…Kate Gosselin and her REPUTATION INTERCEPT.