- I stole a baby! I stole it from a stupid daikini. #
- I made an attempt at a completely "Safe For Work" post. About boobs. *sigh* Do Your Pom Poms Hang Low http://bit.ly/cLIxqZ @craftastrophe #
- Rocco made me breakfast. Life is good. http://twitpic.com/2wptbx #
- My jeans are still soggy from last night's thunder storm. This tragedy can only be rectified with another slice of birthday cake. #
- Oh what a relief! 32 more to go… #
- Why am I so infatuated with Russel Brand? #
- Liberation! The cat formerly known as cone-kitty is free. And awful flexible. http://twitpic.com/2xl8jw #
- When I grow up I want to build cupcake ukuleles, too. *sigh* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkIvYCb0L2I #
- Suddenly my apartment smells like an old hairdryer. Either someone turned on the heat or I'm about to have a seizure. #
- Justin Bieber just made me cry, damnit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKBArLDW5QE #fuckcancer #
- I think I'm going to be a shake weight for Halloween. #
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You’ll be a Bieb fan yet.
Just so long as I don’t have to play Laser Tag with him.
Yeah for cone removal! Mildred must be almost as happy as you are about that.
Is that an electric cupcake ukelele? I swear it sounds like it’s hooked to an amp.
It’s all the sugar. Everything is much louder after sugar.
I still haven’t opened up that Bieber vid. Life would have been so much less enjoyable if I can no longer mock him… Russel Brand is strangely appealing to me too.
I’m pretty sure that the kind of psychologist I need is someone who is just going to string my tweets together and tell me what the fuck is wrong off of that.