This Week’s Tweets

  • I stole a baby! I stole it from a stupid daikini. #
  • I made an attempt at a completely "Safe For Work" post. About boobs. *sigh* Do Your Pom Poms Hang Low @craftastrophe #
  • Rocco made me breakfast. Life is good. #
  • My jeans are still soggy from last night's thunder storm. This tragedy can only be rectified with another slice of birthday cake. #
  • Oh what a relief! 32 more to go… #
  • Why am I so infatuated with Russel Brand? #
  • Liberation! The cat formerly known as cone-kitty is free. And awful flexible. #
  • When I grow up I want to build cupcake ukuleles, too. *sigh* #
  • Suddenly my apartment smells like an old hairdryer. Either someone turned on the heat or I'm about to have a seizure. #
  • Justin Bieber just made me cry, damnit. #fuckcancer #
  • I think I'm going to be a shake weight for Halloween. #


  1. I still haven’t opened up that Bieber vid. Life would have been so much less enjoyable if I can no longer mock him… Russel Brand is strangely appealing to me too.

  2. I’m pretty sure that the kind of psychologist I need is someone who is just going to string my tweets together and tell me what the fuck is wrong off of that.

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