- Not accomplishing anything today is really taking it out of me. #
- What happens when you combine alcoholic beverages, roadkill and taxidermy chemicals? It ain't pretty. http://bit.ly/cbnJYd @craftastrophe #
- Holy Bizarreness, Batman. Is anyone else listening to Christoper Walken on NPR? #
- Know how I know my cats love me? They puke IN my shoes. That way the stains are hidden. Yup, that's love – cold, moist, smelly love. #
- I need a wedding-esque song for my ukulele that's easy enough to learn in two days. Suggestions? And no, Fat Bottomed Girls doesn't count. #
- Who needs coffee when you can pay someone to rip all the hair out of your face? #AwakeNowThanks #
- And the weekend of Holy Gwatrimony has begun. Let's see how long Rocco can last listening to me practice my uke in the car. #
- The little brother has kidnapped Hebert and is trying to learn to play. He's a regular child ukeagy. http://twitpic.com/2g8bp6 #
- Apparently I'm related to Sarah Palin. That's the only possible explanation I can find for Thom using the word "explacation." #
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You should see the delight on my face when I happen upon a cat-puke-IN-the-shoes.
When will your wedding shenanigans be over?
I’d like you to return now please.
Yeah,what Kelly said.
Someone needs cake!
http://myfoodlooksfunny.com/2010/08/12/funny-food-photos-33-is-a-farting-rainbows-kind-of-year/
Holy Macaroni, how I ADORE you. Also, guess how hold I am?