- My hair is greasier than Robert Pattinson's. If I just had some glitter, I could totally change careers. #
- I found an extra special @craftastrophe for the holiday! Happy Memorial Day! http://bit.ly/9bRObf #
- Had a lovely afternoon napping on the pier…until I took a shuttlecock to the crotch. Next time I'll camp farther from the badmitton net. #
- I've tried seven different allergy meds so far and I still feel like BP has tapped my sinus wells. I'm about to knock over the CVS. #
- Thanks, darling! RT @BriskKnits: Love it @bugginword! Be the Buffalo http://shar.es/mZbQF in reply to BriskKnits #
- I'm so happy I could float away. Fortunately I have my big ass to keep me grounded. #
- Driving in flip flops hurts my toegina. The things I do for the crack they sell at Trader Joe's. #
- Obviously I HAD to buy these. http://twitpic.com/1twsy2 #
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I knew there was a reason not to wear flip-flops…
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I think my toegina has the clap. She’s a dirty whore!
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I’ve seen photos. I 100% believe that to be true.
Flip flops may be the evil, but I cant give them up. I just cant.. I like the little clip clap noise they make when I walk =]
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Oh psshh. I can make that noise just wearing a skirt.
For a split second I thought shuttlecock to the crotch was a weird euphemism for sex.
Btw, you get the award for best comment – they call me vinegar! ROFL
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*blushes*