- If the leg warmers had been part of the package, I'd be wearing this bad boy right now. Or not. http://bit.ly/c1kXwS @craftastrophe #
- Do I really have to go out to get my eyebrows waxed? *Eyes roll of duct tape with a combo of curiosity and inspiration.* #
- I can hardly wait to see naked pictures of @marymac and Leonardo DiCrappy-o. I can't focus on anything else. http://wp.me/pueVq-1aV #
- Suck it "surprised kitty." Mildred couldn't care less. Unsurprised Kitty – http://bit.ly/b20rOQ #
- Look what showed up in the mail! Just shoved this little man in a flower pot. Bring on the offers. http://twitpic.com/1ousnk #
- Look where I am! I haven't even been smited…yet. http://twitpic.com/1oxuqf #
- I seem to be developing a "bit" of a reputation. Can you sue for slander if it's true? http://bit.ly/drXVhw @pugalistatrest #
- I'm even less patient with the Yankees game when I know that NPH is sitting on my DVR – waiting to wow me with his mad Glee skillz. #
- I'm crabbier than Lindsay Lohan's couch cushions. #
- Can someone please explain to me why you'd ever own ducks. And if you did, why would you put them in a row? #
- I need a disco nap. It was a bad day to be a shoe. #
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oh my heck, i never even finished reading this post, I was so distracted by craftastrophe! holy shizzballs people are crazy!
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What the hell is a disco nap? And you have to keep ducks in a row so you know how many you have. You don’t want to look back at the end of the day and be all “holy hell! I lost a duck!”
♥Spot
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Disco nap as a phrase will not escape my head. You need to define this.
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You know, the nap you take on a Friday afternoon so you have energy to get your disco on later? Also, I suppose it could be any nap involving glitter and platform shoes.
Crabbier than Lindsay Lohan’s couch cushions made me snort out loud!