- This film makes me want to pluck up NYC, put it in a locket, and wear it close to my heart – my own private jewel. http://bit.ly/cmzow2 #
- What's better than a rainy Monday? Why a rainy Monday with out your soul, of course! http://craftastrophe.net/2010/03/souls-overrated/ #
- RT @beckymochaface: RT @henryholland: And then God created Saturn… And he liked it, so he put a ring on it. #
- I'm traumatizing people. RT @victriviaqueen Creepy: http://ow.ly/1le7y — I will be rocking in the corner for the next little while. #
- Swigging wine while watching Swingadelic. I heart Hoboken. #
- My cat seems convinced we have a mouse. I hope she's as dumb as I think. Probably just my zombie doll come to life. http://bit.ly/c56MYo #
- Dare I have high hopes for a new Muppet movie?!? I'm awful fond of Jason Segel. http://onion.com/cX0BaZ via @The_AV_Club #
- I'm so proud I could spit. Coincidentally, I'm also proud of how far I can spit. #
- Happy St. Patty's, muppet style. http://bit.ly/65axPi (Thanks Tracey!) #
- I feel like I need to toast the holiday, but I'm out of Guinness. Do you think Baileys mixed with Peach Schnapps is close enough? #
- Blech. Grossed myself out again. #
- The Scorpions put out a new record? How is that possibly still happening? #
- People look at you funny when you carry CO2 cartridges on mass transit. #gofigure #
- Spotted these cuff links on Mad Ave. I quit stalking Stanley Tucci just to take a pic to share with you peeps. http://twitpic.com/19ej0a #
- They should require a special license to drive on the West Side Highway. #
- Spent the entire day lifting and lacing up white dresses. Time for wine. It will NOT be white. #
- You know what you need? Your very own giant hand-painted concrete mushroom. I know, I read your mind. http://wp.me/pueVq-13r #
- Now I have another reason to horde old records: http://ow.ly/1pXTrX #
- I would give up wine for my own personal IT person. Ok that's a damn lie, but I would strongly consider it. #
- Free Broadway tickets – yay, yay, YAY! Off to see Come Fly Away. That'll be way more fun than breaking my server. #
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If I wasn’t sick and sadly lacking oxygen I’d be laughing my ass off. You’re so consistently outrageous and funny. It’s a talent, yo.
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Free tickets again?! Rub it in. Just rub it in!
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My half new years resolution will be to learn all about Twitter. Yep, yep, yep I will :0)
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Maybe Bailey’s mixed with listerine. It does in a pinch.
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