This week’s tweets

  • I like being warm as much as the next girl, but 80 deg in my apt with all the windows open is excessive. It's like menopause all over again. #
  • WooHOO! I scored tickets to “In the Next Room (or the vibrator play)” tonight. Somehow it seems inappropriate to say how excited I am. #
  • RT @KeepingYouAwake: @BugginWord You, madam, are high-class. Pinkies up, folks. Royalty is going to the theatre. *bows and waves* in reply to KeepingYouAwake #
  • I never cease to be wowed at the things I manage to break. Maybe I should have 911 on standby while I nuke dinner. #
  • John Stewart AND Bruce Springsteen? Thank you Kennedy Center Awards. "Dylan and James Brown had a baby." Yay! #
  • It amuses me endlessly that such a mellow song makes me miss my purple hair, tie dyed tights, and combat boots. ♫ #
  • Can I smack some peanut butter on a piece of bread, open a bottle of wine and call dinner done? One of those is a vegetable, right? #
  • Oh goody. Snow. My FAVORITE. Grumble… #
  • I'm 90% sure I just felt something in my brain snap and now it's oozing out of my ears and nostrils. So much for being witty later… #
  • I want to grace your New Year with possibly the most beautiful image ever. #
  • Time to get my southern on and whip up some black eyed peas, collard greens, and corn bread. Come on over! #
  • Is it just me or does all that red make the Rose Bowl look like the biggest DivaCup ever? #
  • I plan on doing my best impression of broccoli for the next three hours…at least. #
  • Can you have a case of the Mondays on a Sunday or is this some kind of bug? #
  • Oh good. Snow. That ought to have me dancing and giggling in no time. Grumble. #
  • And….scene! #
  • I'm just going to have my own personal dance party while Rocco and his balls enjoy the deep freeze that is Gian… ♫ #

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