- I'm having a day…and not the good kind. Oh yay, I hear another hairball in the making. #
- Webster – #
- I'm going to cook up some kale, pour a glass of wine, and show this database who's boss. #
- Us Weekly – #
- I seem to have mastered the non sequitur. My work is done for the day. #
- I'm not allowed to play with knives any more today. Holy bloody mess, Batman. #
- Siblings – #
- Dusting off my resume…boy am I out of practice. #
- Alphabet City + pouring rain = special kind of hell #
- Funny bathroom graffiti: A dyslexic man walks into a bra… #
- I seem to have a hitch in my getalong. #
- RT @stupidcancer: http://tr.im/tS3p Blood Cancer 101, Someone Get The Twilight Kids…. #
- Good news: my cat isn't dying. Bad news: she refuses to go get her UTI shot. Claws, cuts, teeth, and screams follow…who will win? #
- I'm a little nervous about how very drunk my visitors sounded when they just called to say they're on their way. Look out, Hoboken. #
- My razor is so dull, I didn't so much shave my legs today as give them a trim. At least I remembered both legs today… #