This week’s tweets

  • It's a gray day here. I just can't get this song out of my head. Will now go find distractions – STAT! ♫ #
  • My husband just made me chocolate chip pancakes. Then he's going to do laundry. If only he weren't on Team Jacob – he'd be perfect. #
  • Damn you, wordpress. That was just plain mean. Guess I'll have to start over later…after several glasses of wine. #
  • I'm debating a sedative. Your call as to whether it's nerves for tomorrow or nerves for braving the grocery store pre-Thanksgiving. #
  • Off to the land of needles. I'll be singing this song in the tube while glowing. Feel free to cross your fing… ♫ #
  • For those of you keeping score: Cancer-1, Elly-2. I'm winning and I fight dirty. Time for David Lee Roth kicks! #blamedrewscancer. #
  • Wow. I've set off the fire alarm before even pulling out the ingredients for cornbread. I think this is going well. #ThanksgivingFail #
  • Vacuuming the oven before I take a second stab at cornbread. That's right, @MarthaStewart…I'm coming for ya. #
  • That headache? Oh yeah, that's from the melting plastic. Can I quit trying yet? #ThanksgivingFail #
  • Once the blisters fade, I'm going to have a new fave scar. So hard to open a bottle of wine wearing this bandage. Uncle. #ThanksgivingFail #
  • My favorite Thanksgiving song, EVER. Happy Day, Darlinks! ♫ #
  • RT @enviroblog: Don't forget — until Monday, click through our Amazon link and 15% of what you spend is gifted to EWG! #
  • Every time I hear this song it reminds me of my mother and her "birds and the bees" speech. That's normal, right? ♫ #
  • You know that scene in Aliens where the thing explodes out of the guy's stomach? Yeah, that sounds more pleasant than the leftovers in mine. #
  • How did I marry a man that says "Oh we NEED that" when he sees a commercial for the Best of Enya. *shudder* #
  • I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: random, ramblings, time – #

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