- Look people, whoever decided to sign me up for a subscription to Golf Magazine is going to Hell. The end. #
- Dear Itunes, it's far too early for random Richard Marx. I'm neither drunk nor nostalgic before noon – at least not today. #goodtimes #
- Hoboken bound after a long, hard night. I don't think I like you, November. #
- I get nervous when my husband asks me how to spell "bowel" this early in the morning. (Not that I like it after noon either.) #
- Dear Trader Joe, #WeCoolAndAllBut discontinuing my vanilla marshmallows was just plain cruel. Now my Baileys is lonely in my hot chocolate. #
- In a sassy state of mind and craving some Matthew Sweet. ♫ http://blip.fm/~g7qnm #
- Happy Birthday to @EthanZohn! Here's wishing you many more. Keep kicking cancer's ass. #blameethanscancer #blamedrewscancer #
- Based on the blue spots and rivulets covering my bathroom, I'm going to assume my husband's morning mouthwash routine ended with a sneeze. #
- http://twitpic.com/p9qtr – Having a spot of tea above Times Square. The view of a giant golden disembodied hand costs extra so I'm sharing. #
- Somehow I got sucked into @DebThaxton's world of Flashback Friday and today's Random Ramblings went all whacko. http://bit.ly/29HRZX #
- Actually, it's @marymac's fault, too…and the cold meds. If I don't find some tissues soon this shirt sleeve will never be soft again. #
- I found Jesus in Ohio. No really. There's a picture and everything. http://bit.ly/3CkhgK #
- http://twitpic.com/ped6z – Almost halfway through Movember and Paul is turning into one hairy mo-ther. I #blamedrewscancer. #
- Have you ever noticed that the bathrooms in bars don't have baby changing stations? I'd think moms would need extra drinks. Niche missed. #
- I'm updating the tags on some old posts and I must share my revelation: nearly every time I add the tag "Thom" I also add the tag "porn." #
- These colds meds are seriously messing with my head. I'm entranced by spelling 2. Why does 'two' look so frickin' weird? Two. Freakish. #
- This morning Mom says, "Try to make today's post less exciting than yesterday, honey." I don't think it was that bad. http://bit.ly/ecyq4 #