This Week’s Tweets

  • Karen Carpenter was on to something. #
  • Sweet Mother of Pearl it's been a long day. #
  • First shower in four days? Better than sex with a sparkly vampire on a bed of cheesecake. #
  • Mostly because the latter would require another follow-up shower. #
  • It's my theory that chocolate tastes best first thing. Now it's my scientific duty to test that theory by eating it all day. #sciencerocks #
  • The rest of my life is destined to be varying degrees of sticky, isn't it? #
  • Already reading my bible. I'm so proud. http://t.co/r1JoXjlA #
  • Already reading my bible. I'm so proud. http://t.co/4esrUxn1 #

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