- Does this make anyone else nervous? http://t.co/iXfPcuag #
- While raw honey and bacon fat look an awful lot alike, only one of them should go in tea. #
- My throat feels like I spent the morning fellating a pineapple. I didn't. At least I don't think so. Then again, I'm a bit sleep deprived. #
- Just found this captivating painting at a local eatery…for $20!! Woot! http://t.co/H2vVOYhO #
- Haircut day! Haircut day! *blows bangs out of face* Haircut day! Haircut day! *extracts banana-coated baby fist from back of neck* HOORAY! #
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That painting looks like something from Death of a Salesman. Yeah, cheery.