- Mildred practices her ninja skills. http://t.co/dasGzQlg #
- Milk blisters? I swear my boobs are just making things up at this point. #
- Dear Friday, stop being such a dick. Love, me. #
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Oh, that Mildred! It took me a while to spot her. She’s good!