This Week’s Tweets

  • I'm going to honor Earth Day by not showering. In fact, I've made it a week long celebration. #
  • The evening air smells like pumpkins. I didn't sleep walk through summer, did I? #
  • Dear frozen pizza, why must you burn the roof of my mouth EVERY. SINGLE. TIME? #
  • I haven't handled this much shit in a single day since I worked in heavy metal. #

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