- Crap. Is that a tooth? Boobs – 457, Elly – 0, Paul – 1 #
- I'm so coordinated it hurts. Literally. http://t.co/I5ixF5Us #
- I, too, would like my name to be pronounced with an umpty. #
- Cats can sense which part of your body is most painful…and then they stand on it. While purring. #
- Know who I love? @tailsofrachel + @stateofcake. They're kind. Is it still Friday? If so, follow those bitches. If not, put me to bed. #FF #
- Ok me – the kid is asleep and you're highly caffeinated. Time to write something brilliant. Or just write something. Anything…or watch TV. #