This Week’s Tweets

  • Seventy degrees? This calls for a bag of Quickcrete and some latex! #
  • I just wrote "30lb ball of semen" on a postcard. The surprising part? I'm pretty sure that was the first time. #
  • I dunno what I did to my eye, but I look like I'm dating Chris Brown. #
  • This amuses me endlessly: Hipster-Ass Hipster Bike For Hipsters, $180 #
  • Sometimes you just have to sit a minute in the realization you're pretty damn awesome. #
  • *happy dance* Wait Is Almost Over for New Dr. Horrible, Joss Whedon Says | Underwire | #