- Seventy degrees? This calls for a bag of Quickcrete and some latex! #
- I just wrote "30lb ball of semen" on a postcard. The surprising part? I'm pretty sure that was the first time. #
- I dunno what I did to my eye, but I look like I'm dating Chris Brown. #
- This amuses me endlessly: Hipster-Ass Hipster Bike For Hipsters, $180 http://t.co/nwtJbJ5J #
- Sometimes you just have to sit a minute in the realization you're pretty damn awesome. #
- *happy dance* Wait Is Almost Over for New Dr. Horrible, Joss Whedon Says | Underwire | http://t.co/mKsgqlD6 http://t.co/w5YPrfRc #