This Week’s Tweets

  • Finally saw Breaking Dawn but there was something wrong with my copy. Seems someone somehow edited out the sex scenes. #NoOtherExplanation #
  • Dear people of NJ, the next one of you that tells me to do something about my kid's hair is going to get punched. Probably in the vagina. #
  • …and then I whipped out a boob at the DMV. This is pretty much the best day ever. #
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  • I could get drunk on this weather. #
  • All hail beer. The end. #

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