This Week’s Tweets

  • After cancer was almost harder than the cancer itself. More of these, please. – Cancer survivor programs taking root #
  • Could one more retailer send me an email inviting me to "LEAP into savings?" Pretty please? #
  • Whipping out a boob at a bar? That wasn't a big adjustment. Whipping out a boob at the dentist? That's gonna take some adjusting… #
  • Mastitis. Again. Awesomesauce. *bangs head (and tits) repeatedly against brick wall* #
  • There's a Monkees marathon on TV! Saturday night is looking up. #