This Week’s Tweets

  • …and then my nose became nothing more than a face nipple. #
  • We went with the city model…folds for easy, convenient storage. #
  • This is my kinda winter. #
  • Dear cheese, I know ours is a forbidden love but I MUST HAVE YOU. #
  • Perfection #
  • This kid pees on chicks more than R. Kelly. #

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  1. Oh I remember that forbidden love, cheese. Now is the time to experiment with goats and sheep. (You aren’t forbidden those … are you?! A good Sheep Gouda can be quite an illicit affair …)

    ps. been thinking ’bout you lots.

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