- Just stood by while Dad explained to the optician that "The best thing for cleaning eyeglasses is white cotton underpants." #
- Virginia bound. It's about time this kid found out about ranch dressing and sweet tea. #
- Must be all those years living in Manhattan, but I get a bit agoraphobic when I can't reach the toilet and sink from inside the shower. #
- Feels like the audiences from the presidential candidate debates (and maybe the candidates, too) have started a fight club in my colon. #
- Well it took 3 1/2 months of diligently setting a good example, but Dad just used the word "boob" as a verb. I'm so proud. #
- Dad to Paul: "Think of your diaper as truth – you must ration it." #
- Three good things… http://t.co/ANmWNxqH #
- Drew – "I basically stopped looking after I found the menage a trois." Drinking with this family is dicey. #
That’s a wonderful silhouette of your Dad and Paul against the sunset!
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