This Week’s Tweets

  • I may or may not have wrapped all the presents with glue sticks and rubber bands. And Paul may or may not be covered in glitter. #
  • New ring = awesome fun #
  • "Honey, do we have a protractor?" – Not what I was expecting. #
  • Why does this amuse me so? #
  • This waiting room smells like home perms and Mr. Pibb. #
  • …and then I looked so anxious my nurse pushed the panic button and they wouldn't let me leave. Remind me next scan I NEED Lorazapam. #
  • Chill the prosecco – three years clean and counting! #FuckCancer #

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