- I may or may not have wrapped all the presents with glue sticks and rubber bands. And Paul may or may not be covered in glitter. #
- New ring = awesome fun http://t.co/N93r8Dj5 #
- "Honey, do we have a protractor?" – Not what I was expecting. #
- Why does this amuse me so? http://t.co/QEk5inhL #
- This waiting room smells like home perms and Mr. Pibb. #
- …and then I looked so anxious my nurse pushed the panic button and they wouldn't let me leave. Remind me next scan I NEED Lorazapam. #
- Chill the prosecco – three years clean and counting! #FuckCancer #
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Great Christmas news, Elly — 3 years of kicking cancer’s ass! And that silent Hallelujah Chorus is hilarious! My, isn’t Paul precocious in the stache department? Such a talented boy.
How many times do we have to go over this? You can’t breastfeed after doing the glitter bong!
I went to this sweet little cafe just down the street from my apartment which I hardly ever even visit, but they have a ukelele gang, and that made me think of you.
I NEED a ukulele gang. STAT!