This Week’s Tweets

  • "You smell like Craigslist." Oh how I love Glee. #
  • Oh hi Monday. Is that today? You really should have called to confirm. Today's no good for me. Let's reschedule, mmmkay? #
  • Oh THERE's the wall… *crash* #
  • I'm sure almost three whole non-consecutive hours of sleep is more than enough to tackle today. Where's the heavy machinery? Game on. #
  • Boobs – 5, Elly – 0 #