This Week’s Tweets

  • I can't remember the last time I washed my hair in the bath tub. Well…20 min ago…but BEFORE that. #
  • As far as I can tell, the only difference between cat toys and baby toys is catnip. #
  • I'm in Hoboken…with a baby…mine specifically. Feels like I crossed the streams. #
  • They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. Ok they just cut down my favorite tree in Hoboken, but still… #
  • "Should I just stick this case of beer in the trunk next to your stroller?" Why yes, yes you should. #MotherOfTheYear #
  • Aaaand it's mastitis. Awesome. For those of you keeping score: Boobs-3, Elly-0 #
  • Mildred seems to think the house is a wee bit chilly this morning. #

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  1. Have you ever read the books by James Herriot about being a country vet in England during the 1930s and 40s? Or seen the PBS series? They dealt with mastitis a lot. The cure always seemed to be lots of massage with a special cream.

  2. Hot baths and pump that sucker dry, or have the sucker suck it dry as the above person said. Also. Cabbage in the bra. Never worked for me, but I’m weird that way. Seeeriously.

    I hope it goes away. Is it on the same side as the pink eye, or … ??? #justasking

    I should really figure out the tweeter. Goal for 2012

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