This Week’s Tweets

• Note to self: get giant recording contract, become superstar, then hire this chick to be in my next music video. — http://t.co/eYveU4F4 #
• Learning the hard way that Thrush is not a bunch of guys with lisps singing Rush songs. #
• Dear me, take a shower. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!! #
• Because glitter is always a good idea at 1am — Strangle a Tampon for Jesus http://t.co/JXG4fdCJ #
• Please @harto, the world needs a mashup from you two. I vote you drunkenly prepare goulash together. http://t.co/IUqJO06j #
• Les Mis on PBS?!?! Clearly all plans for sleep must be delayed. I'm such a #theaternerd #
• I just made your morning. You're welcome. — Dancing With An iPod To “All I Want For Christmas Is You” In Public http://t.co/dSpPTbvr #
• Hoping I'll have time tonight to string Paul's ukulele… http://t.co/QDr0tVZ3 #

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