This Week’s Tweets

  • I just bought: 'Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)' by @thebloggess. So excited I could spit! #
  • If I keep the leftover Halloween Snickers in the freezer with the spinach, they totally count as vegetables, right? #
  • Also? What is the plural of Snickers? Or are they like fish? I have that in my freezer, too. #
  • Also? I'm really going to have to start sleeping again soon. #
  • Muppets AND sparkly vampire references? Yes, please. #
  • The 'rents aren't allowed to go home. Like…ver. #
  • Tacos. The end. #

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  1. Oh ha ha ha ha! When I read the tweet “Let’s pretend this never happened” in my reader, I thought you wrote it in reference to the last 10 months. I also thought about it in reference to the past 10 years at my house: major renos and three kids in 4 years, let’s pretend it all didn’t happen and go to Vegas. <3 Thinking about you and your bazoongas. Hoping they aren't sore or engorged. Let me know if you want me to ship my funny things from avent that allowed me to not be permanently overflowing with the nectar of my little gods, I believe they are somewhere around here …

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