- "You're not the only one who can rock a 'hawk, Maddox." http://t.co/iKAQcBws #
- Had to open the Halloween candy and test for safety. Now we'll see if there's any left for trick-or-treaters. #notbloodylikely #
- When the milk in question is of the breast persuasion, crying seems like a perfectly reasonable response to spillage. #ForTheLoveOfNipple #
- Partridge buttons? Does is get cuter than this? http://t.co/Ea5ZT44p #
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