- Benign! Take that, twitchy ovary. #
- Turns out I wrote a eulogy for the wrong body part. Should have begun, "Today we gather to mourn the loss of Elly's nipples." #
- My kind of pink washing! Save the boobs by buying sex toys. Well done, @toywithme. http://t.co/hUMpVWRe #BreastCancer #
- Boo. Hiss. *looks at calendar*. Double boo. Double hiss. #