This Week’s Tweets

  • Benign! Take that, twitchy ovary. #
  • Turns out I wrote a eulogy for the wrong body part. Should have begun, "Today we gather to mourn the loss of Elly's nipples." #
  • My kind of pink washing! Save the boobs by buying sex toys. Well done, @toywithme. #BreastCancer #
  • Boo. Hiss. *looks at calendar*. Double boo. Double hiss. #

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