This Week’s Tweets

  • I just successfully did some technical thing with ftp and wordpress ON THE FIRST TRY. Hug your family because obviously the world is ending. #
  • Between this article and the book I'm reading, my nightmares are rather epic. — Melting Zombie Caterpillars: #
  • I'm pretty sure I've found my new BFF — The joy of unicorns: The real reason you never see the mythical beasts. #
  • You know who never fails to make me trip and stumble at the beauty of her writing? @BridgetCallahan that's who. — #
  • If you don't care about the planet, can you at least care about saving the chocolate? — #
  • Look kid, I dig that it's crowded and miserable in there…but you could DO something about it. Just saying. #GetTheFuckOutAlready #
  • Also? Things you don't want to hear from your vaginalyzer: "Wow, I can't wait to see the numbers on this baby." #
  • OH: Irish fairies are jerks-always kidnapping babies and stuff. Stay away from those woodland creeps. #ILoveBookStores #