- Does anyone else confuse Pat Robertson with Rob Pattinson when reading headlines quickly? #PatSparklesTooRight #
- Crafty friends rock. http://t.co/jdpt9l9e #
- I watched this on Sunday and I still can't stop thinking about it. I'm not ready for another election. http://t.co/9edft07C #
- It's time to re-zone this body as single occupancy, already. I can't even talk about what's happening with my belly button. #
- It clicks the link and becomes a fan or else it gets the hose a…gahn? Shut up. It rhymes if you cross your eyes. — http://t.co/nzcEIE8j #
- I would be much happier if my mac would just burst into flames instead of this passive aggressive bullshit. #WhatIsItAboutMeAndElectronics #
- According to @klout, I'm influential about batteries. I don't get it. http://t.co/LyGsyIsx #
- Well done, Google. — Jim Henson Honored With Interactive Muppets Google Doodle [VIDEO] http://t.co/hDmXGy5P #