- Apparently it's time to start boiling our drinking water. #
- Mildred surveys the damage to her kingdom. http://t.co/hJF2uoa #
- Should any of you other 8 mo pregnant ladies plan to hit a liquor store today, wear your filthiest wife beater to maximize dirty looks. #
- Bagels are a breakfast food. They are served with cream cheese. Cheesecake is full of cream cheese. Therefore…. #MyKindOfTheorem #
- There's not enough room in these pants for the both of us. #
- Sitting here in NJ while Dad is being prepped for surgery in NC. Not my first choice. I can stay calm for six hours, right? *chews nails* #
- Breathing deeply for the first time today – Dad's out of surgery and it went well. Now here's hoping he stockpiles the good drugs. #
- This heartburn is so bad I'd swear someone smuggled matches in for the parasite. At what age does pyromania start to develop? #
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Good that your Dad’s surgery went well!
Tums have lots of calcium. If you crush them before you eat them, you’ll get lots of criticism. Pregnancy’s awesome.