- I'm pretty sure it's never too early for a brownie. Or prosecco. But I only have access to one of them right now… #
- Chop me into nuggets, deep fry me, dip me in BBQ sauce, and call me chicken. Just can't do it. #
- I call this "Pregnant Chick in an 80's Music Video." http://t.co/SImaN9D #
- I'm starting to suspect that labor might actually be more pleasant than the customer service at @PotteryBarnKids. #
- I wanna be Grandmaster Flash when I grow up. #
- Too late for 2nd lunch yet too early for 1st dinner…that leaves only chocolate, right? #
- Yeah, sure, they got in a few blows – but you should've seen those lilies when I finished with 'em. http://t.co/LZDV66q #
Pregnant chick or Alfred Hitchcock?
Mmmmmm. Prosecco. I am newly in love with you again just for putting that word up there. Mmmmmmm.
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