This Week’s Tweets

  • It's too early to process Rocco announcing his balls are "minty clean." In other news, I'm rethinking brushing my teeth. #
  • I love waiting. It's my favorite. No really. *pulls out hair, gnaws off thumbnail, shakes conference table with bouncing knees* #
  • About. Damn. Time. *happy sigh* #
  • If at first you don't succeed, try, try, then bail on all of it and head to Virginia early. #
  • Cake. It's what's for dinner. #


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