Poor Rocco just walked in on me watching a step by step video tutorial on creating the perfect vagina cupcake. I can hear him hiding the cupcake tins already.
In other news, it’s my dad’s birthday today. So I have to show off this super adorable Polaroid I found of him while unpacking.
Don’t worry, Mom has a matching one, too.
I know. I have the cutest parents EVER. And that’s why this uke is for you, Dad. Happy Birthday. To everyone else? Boy am I sorry to subject you to this. Not sorry enough to shower or put on makeup though, apparently. You’re welcome.
Happy Friday. Happy Motherfuckingboozetime. In ten weeks I look forward to joining you again in a cocktail…or forty-seven.
Motherfuckingboozetime is the best time.
And yes, your parents are adorable.
A Uke and a History Lesson! How cool is that?
http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/a_people_at_war/prelude_to_war/uss_reuben_james.html
“This Ukulele Kills Fascists” – Woody Guthrie
So it WAS Woody! Man I love him. And Arlo, too.
Ha! Love this!
Do you have your Dad’s sense of humour perhaps?
Once upon a time I wouldn’t have believed that vagina cupcakes existed, much less a video tutorial. Then I met the internet…
I’m a little offended that I didn’t get a picture- it is my anniversary after all, and about that vagina cupcake- are you going to share what you learned in your tutorial? PS- Love your parents!
Happy b-day to your dad! And yay for the return of uke videos!
Happy Birthday Dear Papa BugginWord!!!!!! Thank you so much for all the wonderful genes that you have passed down to Elly!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will tell Mama BugginWord the same thing on her birthday day of course. Just so you know)
I love you. As always.
I mean “I Love you, Elly, as always.”
I do not love you, Papa BugginWord. I mean not in that way.
Eh, I do not love Elly in that way either.
Ok. You all know what I mean. I’d better go cleaning up the house now.
Are you kidding me?? What. The. Hell?! I was promised a “baby bump” photo in this one. You even tweeted me about it! I want a baby bump pic!!
On a side note- you do have incredibly cute folks, which may explain why you still look so cute unshowered and without makeup. So cute, in fact, that I may forgive you for misleading me.
♥Spot