Sometimes a girl needs a meme to entertain her seven readers while she’s driving down to VA on an epic quest to procure a chicken biscuit and some ranch dressing. This is such a time. This is such a meme. And I owe it all to Jerrod over from The Yellow Factor.
Oh c’mon. All the cool kids are doing it. Play along!
The meme rules/questions:
1. What’s your name/your Blogger name?
2. What’s your blog’s name/URL?
3. Write “the quick fox jumps over the lazy dog”.
4. Favorite quote?
5. Your Favorite song?
6. Your favorite band/singers?
7. Anything else you want to say?
8. Tag 3-5 other people.
So yeah. Then this happened.
Good fucking luck reading THAT. I could translate it and type it up for you, but I think we both know that neither of us has that sort of attention span, no? Did I just start typing with a Spanish accent? Muy bueno.
It’s my mission to somehow shadow you for a day. Maybe a week.
Totally not creepy though.
I think that goes without saying.
Mmmm pastry.
You have to do it in platform boots. And a tiara. Because it would amuse me.
I used my Nancy Drew powers and secret decoder ring to decipher the hidden message and I think I know what I need to do now.
Having sex with that many people in a sixty minute time frame is going to be difficult and fraught with danger but I’m willing to do that so I can complete and post my handwritten list in time.
I sure hope I got this right!
Sixty breeds of crustaceans. And they should be the color of the Holy Ghost. And write everything in glitter, k?
I had no idea you were in the medical profession! Don’t lie. The handwriting proves it.
I blame my parents. And all that time I spent in and out of psychiatric hospitals.
GOLD!
I meant GOLD to Vinny C’s comment. Not to GOLD to your being in and out of the psych ward. Who hasn’t right?
oh just wait until that little blueberry becomes the size of a canteloupe. i dunno who’s idea it was to place a woman’s bladder near the uterus, but anatomical fail.
hellz yeah i dot my i’s with ♥s. how did you know?
I’m already stockpiling Depends.
I think I love your handwriting.
You should see my work with sharpies and my brothers’ foreheads.
Are you like Jigglypuff??!!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/When-Jigglypuff-Whips-Out-Her-Sharpie-You-Know-Shits-Going-Down/144378995590135
p.s. Yes. Get ready for knowing all sorts of these things you don’t wish to know now…
*blink, blink*
If it’s any consolation the little butter bean will probably never have to learn to write, especially if they inherit your rainbow drawing skills! Lots of money to be made there!
If we have to compare this alien to random produce, I much prefer the idea of shooting a butter bean out my hooch than a cantaloupe.
I feel like I need to get my reading glasses out except I don’t wear any.
It helps is you squint and eat a strawberry mentos.
How is it that I honed in on the Peter Paul and Mary? Must be a Middleton!
PS Congrats on the little one, you know that Peter Paul and Mommy is a must listen for babies and toddlers.
I can’t stop listening to 500 miles lately. Yum.
I want to play! I used my super-lasik vision to read your artsy handwriting.
Consider yourself tagged!
Wait. Wait. The meme’s cool and all, but, gurl, are you really driving down to the motherland for a biscuit? xo
I just had one for breakfast, too. Also, I might stay here for a week or so. At least long enough to grab some Stameys to bring back to you lovelies. Any requests?
I spotted Nina Simone and guessed you loved to pee. I totally barely could read that one, it just sort of goes without saying, for the next several months. I love your rainbow. (interpret that however you please)
My rainbow loves you too!
I’m going to blame it on my iPhone
Because I love you
And because it’s true
Is this a way to tell me that I am old and decrepit and my eyesight is failing me? It’s not your handwriting, it is the COLOR of your ink! That’s it. I am going to do with Virtual Invisible Ink and you all need to squeeze lemon juice in your eyes before you can see the words!
By the way, I am going to do this in Chinese.
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Oh never mind. I forgot how to write Chinese. Or many of them. Have you seen them? Srly. So hard to write. Hurt my hands. That’s why I came to America! (Cue Team America World Palace theme song…) Thank you for tagging me. I will do it on the plane while yelling BONG!
Grrrl, you da bong. Why don’t you ever fly to see me? *Sigh*