This Is Why I Type

Sometimes a girl needs a meme to entertain her seven readers while she’s driving down to VA on an epic quest to procure a chicken biscuit and some ranch dressing.  This is such a time.  This is such a meme.  And I owe it all to Jerrod over from The Yellow Factor.

Oh c’mon.  All the cool kids are doing it.  Play along!

The meme rules/questions:
1. What’s your name/your Blogger name?
2. What’s your blog’s name/URL?
3. Write “the quick fox jumps over the lazy dog”.
4. Favorite quote?
5. Your Favorite song?
6. Your favorite band/singers?
7. Anything else you want to say?
8. Tag 3-5 other people.

So yeah.  Then this happened.

Good fucking luck reading THAT.  I could translate it and type it up for you, but I think we both know that neither of us has that sort of attention span, no?  Did I just start typing with a Spanish accent?  Muy bueno.


  1. It’s my mission to somehow shadow you for a day. Maybe a week.

    Totally not creepy though.

    I think that goes without saying.

    Mmmm pastry.

  2. I used my Nancy Drew powers and secret decoder ring to decipher the hidden message and I think I know what I need to do now.
    Having sex with that many people in a sixty minute time frame is going to be difficult and fraught with danger but I’m willing to do that so I can complete and post my handwritten list in time.
    I sure hope I got this right!

  3. oh just wait until that little blueberry becomes the size of a canteloupe. i dunno who’s idea it was to place a woman’s bladder near the uterus, but anatomical fail.

    hellz yeah i dot my i’s with ♥s. how did you know?

  4. If it’s any consolation the little butter bean will probably never have to learn to write, especially if they inherit your rainbow drawing skills! Lots of money to be made there!

    1. PS Congrats on the little one, you know that Peter Paul and Mommy is a must listen for babies and toddlers.

  5. Wait. Wait. The meme’s cool and all, but, gurl, are you really driving down to the motherland for a biscuit? xo

    1. I just had one for breakfast, too. Also, I might stay here for a week or so. At least long enough to grab some Stameys to bring back to you lovelies. Any requests?

  6. I spotted Nina Simone and guessed you loved to pee. I totally barely could read that one, it just sort of goes without saying, for the next several months. I love your rainbow. (interpret that however you please)

  7. Is this a way to tell me that I am old and decrepit and my eyesight is failing me? It’s not your handwriting, it is the COLOR of your ink! That’s it. I am going to do with Virtual Invisible Ink and you all need to squeeze lemon juice in your eyes before you can see the words!

    By the way, I am going to do this in Chinese.
    … … …
    Oh never mind. I forgot how to write Chinese. Or many of them. Have you seen them? Srly. So hard to write. Hurt my hands. That’s why I came to America! (Cue Team America World Palace theme song…) Thank you for tagging me. I will do it on the plane while yelling BONG!

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