This Is Why I Type

Sometimes a girl needs a meme to entertain her seven readers while she’s driving down to VA on an epic quest to procure a chicken biscuit and some ranch dressing.  This is such a time.  This is such a meme.  And I owe it all to Jerrod over from The Yellow Factor.

Oh c’mon.  All the cool kids are doing it.  Play along!

The meme rules/questions:
1. What’s your name/your Blogger name?
2. What’s your blog’s name/URL?
3. Write “the quick fox jumps over the lazy dog”.
4. Favorite quote?
5. Your Favorite song?
6. Your favorite band/singers?
7. Anything else you want to say?
8. Tag 3-5 other people.

So yeah.  Then this happened.

Good fucking luck reading THAT.  I could translate it and type it up for you, but I think we both know that neither of us has that sort of attention span, no?  Did I just start typing with a Spanish accent?  Muy bueno.

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  1. I used my Nancy Drew powers and secret decoder ring to decipher the hidden message and I think I know what I need to do now.
    Having sex with that many people in a sixty minute time frame is going to be difficult and fraught with danger but I’m willing to do that so I can complete and post my handwritten list in time.
    I sure hope I got this right!

  2. oh just wait until that little blueberry becomes the size of a canteloupe. i dunno who’s idea it was to place a woman’s bladder near the uterus, but anatomical fail.

    hellz yeah i dot my i’s with ♥s. how did you know?

    1. I just had one for breakfast, too. Also, I might stay here for a week or so. At least long enough to grab some Stameys to bring back to you lovelies. Any requests?

  3. I spotted Nina Simone and guessed you loved to pee. I totally barely could read that one, it just sort of goes without saying, for the next several months. I love your rainbow. (interpret that however you please)

  4. Is this a way to tell me that I am old and decrepit and my eyesight is failing me? It’s not your handwriting, it is the COLOR of your ink! That’s it. I am going to do with Virtual Invisible Ink and you all need to squeeze lemon juice in your eyes before you can see the words!

    By the way, I am going to do this in Chinese.
    … … …
    Oh never mind. I forgot how to write Chinese. Or many of them. Have you seen them? Srly. So hard to write. Hurt my hands. That’s why I came to America! (Cue Team America World Palace theme song…) Thank you for tagging me. I will do it on the plane while yelling BONG!

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