This is EXACTLY the sort of thing you want to see before heading off to your vaginalyzer, ain’t it? *sigh*
In other news, Thom has taken to calling me “She Who’s Uterus Will Soon Fit a Football.” Uncle. (Get it? Uncle? Uncle Thom and his stinky cabin? Also why is this post still happening? I don’t think I can take anymore. Said my uterus. Yet somehow this post is still happening.) *drops keyboard and runs*
*sprints back and picks up keyboard*
I wrote more mess over at Sprocket about how St. Patty’s day sucks. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still drink an entire keg on my behalf.
*drops keyboard again, considers running but realizes excessive panting is probably not a good thing, wheezes out front door and forgets keys*
Take elastics with you just in case.
Does the big one in the waist of my pants count?
I haven’t been to a doctor since Elijah was born.
Word. I think that was first pap in over a decade.
It must be because my uterus isn’t bedazzled with a parasite, but I though grandma was threatening to cut off her own air supply to get what she wanted!
Seriously, whose grandma doesn’t?
We keep an elastic around grandma’s box. Well, the cardboard box we keep her in anyway.
Thanks for clarifying that.
Yes, fallingdowndrunk Hoboken has soured me on St Pats for life. I had to tell my kids the whole town was suddenly just having an inner ear problem.
…and a stroke.
Apparently, Granny has forgotten that the baby doesn’t come out face first.
But then, she is old after all.
Hopefully it isn’t wearing glasses either.
I can see how that would be…pinchy…on the way out. Round rims or no.
Just the 2,584,678th reminder of why I am thankful I’m a man.
Brothers…always there to make life a bit more…interesting? Love the Irish write-up and the other site!
I think they word you’re looking for is “Traumatic.”
Say what you want, Granny got her point across.
Will your little FT be the first grandchild in the family or have your brothers beat you to it?
Tell Thom when he can pass a football through his urethra he can snark about your nether regions.
Is it bad that it took me a full minute to get the grandma comic? Then i did; i laughed:) Poor uterus.
that’s obviously not grandman palin.
can’t wait to check you out over at sprocket ink. looks like they have an uber talented crew.
Did you have that exam where they can’t lubricate you, but they put the fucking speculum up there without it and then swab you?
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