Cubby: I have to tell my therapist about that…not that I have a therapist right now.
Rocco: Oh did you during the divorce?
Cubby: Yup, but I always felt like she was hitting on me.
Me: What, because she paid attention to you and was interested in what you had to say?
Cubby: Well, yeah.
Me: That’s her job. She’s empathetic. That doesn’t mean that if you offered to stick your dick in her mouth she’d take it.
Cubby: Well, she did have a small mouth.