Cubby:  I have to tell my therapist about that…not that I have a therapist right now.

Rocco:  Oh did you during the divorce?

Cubby:  Yup, but I always felt like she was hitting on me.

Me:  What, because she paid attention to you and was interested in what you had to say?

Cubby:  Well, yeah.

Me:  That’s her job.  She’s empathetic.  That doesn’t mean that if you offered to stick your dick in her mouth she’d take it.

Cubby:  Well, she did have a small mouth.


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