Rocco: You look nice this morning.
Rocco: *waggles eyebrows*
Rocco: *jerks head towards bedroom*
Rocco: I didn’t even ask anything yet.
Rocco: Let’s go in the other room and ravage each other.
Rocco: No? Are you sure?
Rocco: The boy is entertained on the mat…
Me: That’ll last all of two minutes.
Rocco: That’s enough time for me.
Me: The dishwasher is full, the counter is coated, and he’s wearing the last diaper. I’m not really into “ravaging” while the house is trashed.
Rocco: Maybe we should look into a cleaning person.
Me: I thought you didn’t want to pay for cleaning.
Rocco: I don’t. But I’m happy to pay for sex.