The Rents

Mom:  So we’re off to Oregon tomorrow.  I keep asking your father what the weather will be like but he’s not very specific.

Dad:  How would I know what the weather will be like?

Mom:  You used to live there.

Dad:  No, I didn’t.  I was in Spokane.  That’s the complete other side of the state.

Me:  Sorry, Pops, but that’s still a lot closer than Illinois.  I totally forgot you lived out there!

Mom:  Oh yeah, he was at Fairchild.  Then he was stationed at Anderson in Guam.  And then he visited Scott Air Force Base in Illinois where he met a wonderful woman.

Dad:  But I gave up on her and settled for your mother.